On: "Fergie"

On November 11, 2006, I first asked you all to write limericks. That day, we had only one taker:

There once was a man named Deeds,
So ugly he couldn't breeds,
So he put on a hat,
Grew nice and fat,
And spent his days grooming his steeds.
- RexZeitgiest


We tried it again on September 1, 2007, when I asked for a haiku or limerick based loosely on the topic of Fergie -- with much better results:

Stumped toe, bruised ego,
Anxieties, broken dreams --
Big girls indeed cry.
- Serena Joy

There was once a lady from Spain
Who puked while once on a train
Not once but again
And again and again
And again and again and again.

There was once a man from Australia
Who painted on his bum a dahlia
The design was fine
The color divine
But the smell was indeed a failure!
- Mona

There was an ass that thought it was a poet,
Made sure to let everyone know it,
It went to the loo,
Dropped a stinker or two
And said "Look, I made a haiku."
- Roxan

"Lovely lady lumps"?
Fergie, you are so damn weird.
Can't you just say "breasts"?
- ThatGreenyFlower

What I think, Greeny,
Is humps, lumps, or little bumps,
All get the job done.
- Serena Joy

Tattoos on a Pug
Alas do not show so well
Fergie passes by.
- puerileuwaite

Serena is tagged.
My blog shows the way it's done.
Continued here next.

There once was a sphere called blogging,
Where everyone's fears, wants and lives were logging.
I tried to comply, but my writing was wry,
So I blogged my reasons why.
- Charles

There once was a hooker named Sue,
Who filled her vagina with glue,
When they paid to get in,
She said with a grin,
You must pay to get out of it, too!!

There once was a fellow named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave,
I have to admit,
She smelled just like shit,
But think of the money he saved!
- G-man

If a Fergie wore tight sweaters
In the forest and nobody
No, wait ... it's a limerick.

There once was a Fergie u-tube
With a song and a boob and a boob
da da da da da dah
da da da da da dah
da da da da da dah dah some lube!
- /t.

The Monster attempted with grace.
The removal of Fergie's under lace.
The squirming ensued,
The Monster subdued,
Without access to her netherplace.
- Scary Monster

Serena started
Something showing a vid of
Fergie in skivvies.
- Serena Joy