Saturday, December 1, 2007

On: Zombie Sex

On November 27, 2007, the topic was "zombie sex." I asked for limericks, and I got them in spades.

There once was a witch with an ex,
Used poisons, potions and a hex,
She loved his love making skill,
So she finished him with a kill,
Now the relationship's about Zombie sex.
- Charles

Thinking about life with the ex
And building our disinterest vortex
The nights were the worst
Just bring in the Hertz
After our obligatory zombie sex
- Varient E

Zombie sex after the soul's sent to hell,
Struck him as totally swell,
Now she's not willing,
and his drinkings more like swilling,
To take his mind off of the smell.
- Charles

Sing it like an Irish ditty!
Mc Tavish is dead
and his brother don't know it
His brother is dead
and Mc Tavish don't know it.
Both of them dead
and in the same bed
and neither one knows that the other is dead.
- Roxan

There once was a Haitian named Fred.
That died years ago, it is said.
But by the light of the Moon,
All the local girls swoon,
Because his Pecker is far from 'undead'!!
- G-man

A dead Rusian named Romanov,
Drooling like the dog of Pavlov,
..Said to the she-zombie Alexia,
.."I was gonna have sex with ya,
But that part has fallen off."
- Hale McKay


Ruela said...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Serena Joy said...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you, Ruela!

I'm moving some holiday poetry here today from my main blog, Parenthetically Speaking, so do drop back by.:)