Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Gnomish Poetry

On January 2, 2009, I requested gnome poetry from my readers. This is what I got. Don't you love it?

Skunkfeathers said...
Haiku....*gong*

I gnome he was there
when the sh** bit my ankle
and I punted him.

Free verse...

We had a tiff,
this gnome and me,
when he sez widda smile,
"I didn't mean to get short with you",
and I replied,
"you couldn't help it, ya little runt".
The fight was on...

January 02, 2009 12:53 PM
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/t. said...
this bit
of gnome wit
FOR SERENA JOY!

ahem...

To gnome gnome gnome
Is to love love love
Me
And i do
Love me, too,
Yes i do

January 02, 2009 12:55 PM
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VE said...
You know what a Gnome lover I am.

Time for a parody...think John Denver...

Country Roads
Take my gnomes
to the place
They belong
West Virgina
Mountain mamma
Take my gnomes
Country road

January 02, 2009 7:39 PM
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g-man said...
Roguish little Gnarly man.
Guardian of yard and booty.
You aren't overly friendly.
But you are very rarely snooty.
They've been stolen out of gardens,
and they occasionally make it home.
And I'd give the world to have in my yard, a female, red-haired, gnome...:-)

January 02, 2009 8:05 PM
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NYD said...

Like VE, I can't think of any poetry so here's a jingle. (Home on the Range)

I and a Gnome with hair thoroughly combed,went out to a party one day.
we got a litle too stoned on some good 'ol home grown. Then found out it was karaoke day

Gnome,gnome on the stage
With a microphone, beer and a "J".
Now it's time to go home,so I'll just pick up my Gnome. And say: "Thanks for inviting us,Yay!"

January 03, 2009 6:58 PM

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